Murphy's Drip Coffee Mug - 11 oz Ceramic
murphy's drip
/mur-fis drip/
noun
Executives noticed a concerning trend: the overwhelming desire to track KeShawn Murphy's every move, fueled by a shared, slightly unsettling obsession with his return to Starkville. It's a frantic chase for that 'fanum tax' moment, compounded by the anxiety of watching a potential goated career subtly fade. Honestly, you need a strong coffee to process the urge, and frankly, a GOOPY drip is exactly what's needed after witnessing this level of sustained, low-grade delusion.
Product Features:
Ceramic
11 oz dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
Lead and BPA-free material
Dishwasher and microwave safe
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